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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The Frog
said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three
wishes.”
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for,your husband will get ……. times ten!”

The woman said,”That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man that ever lived, an Adonis whom women will swoon over and flock to”.

The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

So, KAZAM!!! - She’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said,” That will make your husband the richest man in the worldby
far. And he will be ten times richer than you. “The woman said,

“That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

So, KAZAM!!! - She’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and after
carefulconsideration

she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

ATTENTION female readers: This is the end of the joke for you.

Stop hereandcontinue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they’re reallysmart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to

show that women are nosey cows and never listen!!!

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who

have a good sense of humour.

Feel free to contribute your favourite golf joke here, please keep them clean

We are as golfers always striving to improve our game, we get advice from our partners while we are playing, we spend hours trying to improve our technique on the practice range and some times we are practising the wrong thing. We buy golf books and magazines looking for that holy grail that will transform our game.

The most expensive way is of course to go to the professional for help but it can be costly.

Nick Bayley creator of “The simple swing” has just released a new site

where you can get your golf lessons online It is well worth a visit and it could save you lots of money

I would like to know what you think about this idea so once youve checked it out head on back and let me know.